I have a special kippah (yalmuke) I wear for Purim:
I made a it a few years back out of some Fun Fur, back when the only thing I knew of to do with yarn was to make a kippah.
Purim is a holiday that makes the most sense if one gives oneself over entirely to its frivolity of spirit. With this in mind, I give you an entirely frivolous post, which may be funny to no one but me, since it is a parody of rabbinic literature on the subject of knitting. The following is an excerpt from masechet seruga:
How long should one knit as a preparation for writing? Rabbi Hillel says one should knit until the words flow smoothly. Rabbi Shammai says, two rows.
“Two rows?” asks Rabbi Abuah, “not all rows are equal. How can it be two rows.”
Rabbi BagBag ben BarBar explains: it is the length of two rows for a scarf.
If it is the length of two rows of a scarf, why did Shammai not say how many stitches? Rabbi HooHaa replies: It is two rows of whatever project you are working on, because it is the turning that counts, not the stitches, as it is written, “turn it and turn it and you will find everything in it.”
Rabbi EZ* say: but I am knitting in the round: how do I know when I am to stop.
The rabbis teach that no rules apply to Rabbi EZ. But for those of us who are not of her merit, how do we know when to stop if we are knitting in the round.
The School of Shammai teaches that one should never knit in the round.
Never knit in the round? What about socks?
Rabbi Heyouse says in the name of his master, Rabbi Heyouguys: When I was young, I would go to the School of Shammai and they were all wearing argyle socks.**
“Are they then to be called Clan McShammai?” scoffs Rabbi EZ.
Anyone may wear Argyle says the school of Hillel.
Only those whose Torah learning is great and whose knitting knowledge is greater says school of Shammai.
Only those of Scottish ancestry may wear Argyle says the School of EZ.
Rabbi Hoohaa taught, “in the days of old, any might wear Argyle, but today, we do not wear it out of respect for the Holy One of Blessing, as it is taught, ‘ah, what a tangled web we weave.'”
Happy Purim Everyone .
*For the non knitters: Elizabeth Zimmerman (who is as Hillel to the knitting tradition).
**For the non-knitters: argyle socks are knit flat, and then sewed up the back: they are persnickety beyond belief are require handling between four and eight balls of yarn simultaneously.